March 2012
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Lost in translation
This morning my boss came straight into the office from Germany – literally from the airport.
I get back from lunch and there is a German Kit-Kat on my desk.
You know their English slogan, ‘Have a break, have a Kit-Kat’?
Well the German one is ‘Un break, un KIT KAT’…why does it suddenly sound like an order?
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My Tumblr
So it’s incredibly empty…am I supposed to just repost other peoples shit all the time to cover for my lack of creativity?
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Just Defiance: New post About Abbott →
‘I refuse to refer to supporters of Tony Abbott as ‘Liberals’, because I think that the English language has suffered enough’ is pretty much the best sentence I’ve ever read. You should really consider reading this blog post.
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I need to be careful, I almost blew my own mind
What if…the war in Afghanistan was started to allow a modern interpretation of Sherlock Holmes without having to change Watson’s background story as an Afghan War-vet??
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I might start wearing White
I hate going to funerals, everyone is always dressed the same as me.
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February 2012
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Why do writers wear black?
Why do writers wear black? Why do designers wear black? And musicians? Metal heads seem dependably guilty of this. Maybe there’s a link. Many metal heads are musicians, and musicians are technically writers. So therefore many metals heads could be writers. So then, why black? Is it reflective of their tortured existence? Or an attempt to veil their pampered existence? Perhaps because it...
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Valentine's Day
To those getting engaged today, The idea of an engagement ring with a large diamond was heavily marketed by De Beers diamonds. This was when it was more common to lose your virginity during an engagement or after the wedding, as opposed to after 4 or 5 Smirnoff Blacks. The larger diamond obviously equates to more money spent, which would supposedly prove the mans desire to stay with her and not...
January 2012
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Australia Day
Australia is like the middle child of the world. It isn’t as old (in it’s current form) as the US or UK, and has never had most of the world under its thumb like England did, or how America likes to act/does. But it also isn’t on the rise like Asia and the masses of developing countries. We have always looked up to the USA and the UK for examples of policies we should take. The...
